Arcadian agriculture took a hard knock recently when vegetables turned violent. Mean mielies, cruel carrots, aggro avos… and the list goes on!

Outsiders have awoken the fearful beast that is Arcadia’s Scary House. Many before them have tried but few have spent an entire night in the Scary House without being scared witless.

Princess Pooch has been dognapped by a maniacal rabbit in a mech-suit who calls himself Major Bunny. Citizens of Dogtown have been rounded up and placed in kennels across the land to prevent any interference as Major Bunny commences with operation “Destroy Dogtown”!

The Zorgs and Borgs have been competing in the Space Race since before any Arcadian can remember. Each year it’s a fierce competition to see who takes first place, and each year it’s a tie! However, we are expecting quite a different outcome this year with three totally new, last-minute entries to the race.

Arcadians are very dissatisfied with the way in which King Brain has decided to rule the Puzzle Palace – The Tyrant’s way!

Outsiders, in a Champenguin disguise, have illegally entered and won a main event in Arcadia’s Winter Games. Since the Winter Games began the Champenguins have always won every game. However, for as long as any Arcadian can remember, only Champenguins have been allowed to enter.

Local surfers in the Tiki Island level of Arcadia have been shocked by increasing reports of monster sightings in the waters. Outsiders have been warned to surf in shallow waters only, but attacks have been made even along the shoreline.

The outsiders, who were brought in to remove the latest insect threat to Arcadia, are now shrinking in the face of fear. Upgrader brought the outsiders in to exterminate the bugs in the game matrix, but the tables turned when one of these exterminators accidentally blasted his own team with a shrink ray, leaving them with a bigger bug problem than before.

A group of five tomb raiders recently went on a mission into the depths of the Pyramaze to recover the valuable Pharaoh’s sceptre. Only one man returned. Is it the Curse that continues to consume the curious?

Arcadians are growing increasingly suspicious of the mounting militia activity on Monkey Mountain. In a recent press conference Admiral Ape assured Arcadia that their presence on the mountain was for Arcadia’s good stating, “We are here to investigate the disappearance of ooh-ooh-ah-Arcadian Eagles on the mountain.”